1 00:00:05,190 --> 00:00:06,489 . 2 00:00:06,490 --> 00:00:08,909 - Mom, if you're going to order like that, 3 00:00:08,910 --> 00:00:11,661 I'm not gonna take you to my favorite bagel place anymore. 4 00:00:11,662 --> 00:00:13,180 - Oh, what's the big deal? 5 00:00:13,247 --> 00:00:15,182 I don't want both sides toasted, 6 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:20,178 so I order a nice, cool bottom with a piping hot top. 7 00:00:20,245 --> 00:00:23,590 - Speaking of a hot top, that's mine. 8 00:00:23,690 --> 00:00:25,058 - What? No. 9 00:00:25,125 --> 00:00:26,560 I've had this thing forever. 10 00:00:26,660 --> 00:00:29,997 - No, look, look, there is a mustard stain on the elbow. 11 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,633 And the tag is still on it in case I could return it 12 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:35,769 without them noticing the elbow. 13 00:00:35,770 --> 00:00:37,520 - Well, that's what's been sticking me. 14 00:00:37,521 --> 00:00:38,872 [grunts] 15 00:00:38,939 --> 00:00:42,042 There, that's better. - [groans] 16 00:00:42,109 --> 00:00:45,037 Okay, Mom, you cannot just wear my clothes 17 00:00:45,103 --> 00:00:46,246 whenever you want. 18 00:00:46,313 --> 00:00:47,748 - Well, you can't blame me. 19 00:00:47,848 --> 00:00:49,348 If your apartment was bigger, 20 00:00:49,349 --> 00:00:51,017 we wouldn't have to share a closet. 21 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:53,520 - You're right. It's my fault. 22 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:56,055 How can I expect you to recognize your own clothing 23 00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:58,258 in such a small space? 24 00:00:58,325 --> 00:01:01,361 [Gabby mouths words] - I forgive you, my dear. 25 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:02,829 But the good news is, 26 00:01:02,896 --> 00:01:04,898 I think it looks best on me, don't you? 27 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:07,626 - I'm just the accountant. 28 00:01:07,627 --> 00:01:08,701 - Hey, hey. 29 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:11,972 My eyes are up here. 30 00:01:12,039 --> 00:01:13,206 [chuckles] 31 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:17,494 And if you'll excuse me, I have a stain to get out. 32 00:01:20,847 --> 00:01:23,075 - Oh, my God. Hand me that lemon. 33 00:01:23,141 --> 00:01:25,452 Hand me the lemon! 34 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:27,337 [grunting] 35 00:01:31,083 --> 00:01:32,133 That's better. 36 00:01:35,062 --> 00:01:38,090 - You know, if I knew Val when I was studying narcissism, 37 00:01:38,156 --> 00:01:40,767 I could have brought her in for extra credit. 38 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:42,501 - Ironically, the first thing you think of 39 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:45,272 is how a narcissist could have helped you. 40 00:01:45,845 --> 00:01:49,600 - Hey, can you take care of this for me? 41 00:01:49,601 --> 00:01:52,103 The property taxes on Daddy's house are due again. 42 00:01:52,104 --> 00:01:54,714 - [sighs] Bobbie, as your accountant, I have to say, 43 00:01:54,715 --> 00:01:56,683 you either have to sell that house 44 00:01:56,783 --> 00:02:00,737 or don't tell me and burn it down for the insurance money. 45 00:02:00,738 --> 00:02:02,271 - I can't believe you haven't sold that yet. 46 00:02:02,272 --> 00:02:04,116 We cleaned it out over a month ago. 47 00:02:04,182 --> 00:02:05,283 Remember? 48 00:02:05,350 --> 00:02:08,695 I moved stuff while you looked through stuff. 49 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:09,997 - It's on the market. 50 00:02:09,998 --> 00:02:12,289 I'm just waiting on the right person to make an offer. 51 00:02:12,290 --> 00:02:14,040 - You know who's the right person? 52 00:02:14,067 --> 00:02:15,469 The one who makes an offer. 53 00:02:17,304 --> 00:02:20,098 - Just take care of that, please. 54 00:02:20,099 --> 00:02:22,074 - Looks like someone could use some help 55 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:23,300 dealing with their feelings. 56 00:02:23,301 --> 00:02:24,536 - No, thanks. 57 00:02:24,636 --> 00:02:27,481 I'll talk about it with a real therapist. 58 00:02:27,482 --> 00:02:28,614 - Hey. [snaps fingers] 59 00:02:28,615 --> 00:02:30,817 My eyes are up here. 60 00:02:34,638 --> 00:02:39,026 - ? Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ? 61 00:02:39,126 --> 00:02:41,286 ? To get through the day ? 62 00:02:41,287 --> 00:02:42,995 ? And sleep on through the night ? 63 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,057 ? But here you'll find a place ? 64 00:02:45,157 --> 00:02:48,468 ? That'll surely lift your spirits ? 65 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:53,840 ? You belong at Happy's Place ? 66 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,777 - Ooh, that's a nice gift basket. 67 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:59,813 I didn't know we knew any classy people. 68 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,449 - It's from a family who wants the house, 69 00:03:02,582 --> 00:03:06,787 like I'm some good-time Sally they can just buy with popcorn. 70 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:09,648 - Uh, I think they meant it as a nice gesture. 71 00:03:09,681 --> 00:03:10,924 - Oh, really? 72 00:03:10,925 --> 00:03:13,159 Well, it just so happens that popcorn gives me gas. 73 00:03:13,160 --> 00:03:16,263 What do you think about that now, huh? 74 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:18,356 - I think that you're having a hard time 75 00:03:18,357 --> 00:03:20,666 picturing someone else living in Happy's house, 76 00:03:20,667 --> 00:03:23,370 that they'll replace all your memories 77 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,172 with ones of their own. 78 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:28,608 - Oh, my gosh, you've solved the problem. 79 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,710 I'm cured. 80 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,779 You can go now. 81 00:03:32,879 --> 00:03:35,348 - I'm just saying, I know this is hard. 82 00:03:35,415 --> 00:03:37,109 - Yeah, it is. 83 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:38,819 I think I could let the house go 84 00:03:38,820 --> 00:03:40,719 if I knew that the people living there were gonna fill it 85 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:44,007 with love and happiness. 86 00:03:44,040 --> 00:03:45,090 - Hey. 87 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:50,030 Steve told me that you haven't sold Happy's house yet. 88 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,057 Well, congratulations. 89 00:03:52,124 --> 00:03:54,234 I have your buyer. 90 00:03:54,334 --> 00:03:56,962 - I don't like where this is going. 91 00:03:57,062 --> 00:04:00,899 - My mom. - And it just got worse. 92 00:04:00,966 --> 00:04:02,542 - She's got money. 93 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,470 She says she screwed Dad in the divorce. 94 00:04:05,471 --> 00:04:07,138 Which normally would bother me, 95 00:04:07,139 --> 00:04:10,075 but I have got to get her out of my apartment. 96 00:04:10,076 --> 00:04:11,984 - I thought she was staying with you so the two of you 97 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,586 could work on your relationship. 98 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,646 - Yeah, well, we can't work on our mother-daughter issues 99 00:04:15,647 --> 00:04:18,049 if we're working on roommate issues. 100 00:04:18,083 --> 00:04:20,160 Like how I hate the sound of her chewing, 101 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:23,630 which is even worse when she's eating. 102 00:04:23,697 --> 00:04:26,933 I mean, who can chew milk? [panting] 103 00:04:27,112 --> 00:04:31,103 - I don't think this is a good idea, Gabby. 104 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,998 - No, please, Bobbie. 105 00:04:33,098 --> 00:04:34,374 Please, I am desperate. 106 00:04:34,474 --> 00:04:36,902 We just need a little space between us. 107 00:04:36,903 --> 00:04:39,445 I think she'd be easier to take if she was half a city away 108 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:41,740 and not attached to me like a barnacle 109 00:04:41,773 --> 00:04:43,608 with chardonnay breath. 110 00:04:43,609 --> 00:04:45,509 - Barnacles actually try to support 111 00:04:45,510 --> 00:04:47,286 the ecosystems they're attached to, you know, 112 00:04:47,287 --> 00:04:48,367 like coral reefs and- 113 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:53,193 I'll be quiet now. [mutters] 114 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,561 - Huh? Hmm? 115 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:57,063 - Okay, I'll let her look at the house. 116 00:04:57,064 --> 00:04:58,230 But I can't promise anything. 117 00:04:58,231 --> 00:04:59,466 - Okay. Thank you. 118 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:00,633 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 119 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:03,720 Ah, freedom! 120 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:10,177 - Uh, Val doesn't sound like the buyer you were looking for. 121 00:05:10,243 --> 00:05:11,878 - What was I supposed to do? 122 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:14,097 You saw how important that is to Gabby. 123 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,415 - Maybe Val won't like it. 124 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:17,275 - Are you kidding? [chuckles] 125 00:05:17,309 --> 00:05:20,437 The house is quaint, charming, and homey. 126 00:05:20,470 --> 00:05:22,314 She'll hate it! 127 00:05:22,315 --> 00:05:24,490 - So you're going to let Val be the villain? 128 00:05:24,491 --> 00:05:26,618 - You mean, am I gonna let Val be Val? 129 00:05:26,651 --> 00:05:27,701 Yup. 130 00:05:28,838 --> 00:05:31,697 - Takoda, can you cover the kitchen 131 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:32,665 tomorrow night at dinner? 132 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:35,769 I've got a, uh, thing. 133 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,904 - No problem. - Appreciate it. 134 00:05:37,971 --> 00:05:39,331 - A thing? 135 00:05:39,397 --> 00:05:42,334 Emmett doesn't have things. 136 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:45,804 [gasps] I bet this is his date with Monica. 137 00:05:45,837 --> 00:05:47,681 Oh, I don't know if we're ready. 138 00:05:49,416 --> 00:05:51,351 - We? 139 00:05:51,418 --> 00:05:53,970 - This is your date with Monica, isn't it? 140 00:05:54,004 --> 00:05:56,014 Isn't it? - What about it? 141 00:05:56,081 --> 00:05:57,457 - Okay. 142 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:01,027 I wish we had more time, but I guess we'll have to work fast. 143 00:06:01,094 --> 00:06:04,698 - I'll bring you back a doggie bag, but you can't come. 144 00:06:04,699 --> 00:06:07,099 - Okay, there's a men's store in Kingston Pike 145 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,868 where we can get almost everything, 146 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,237 but we'll have to make the alterations overnight, 147 00:06:11,238 --> 00:06:13,707 so expect to pay extra for that. 148 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:15,876 - So while I'm there, you can go to Italy 149 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,726 and buy me some custom-made shoes. 150 00:06:17,777 --> 00:06:21,248 It's a long flight, so you should leave now. 151 00:06:21,348 --> 00:06:23,833 - Emmett, what you wear tomorrow is important. 152 00:06:23,834 --> 00:06:25,342 Haven't you heard the expression, 153 00:06:25,343 --> 00:06:27,220 clothes make the man? 154 00:06:27,221 --> 00:06:29,121 - Yeah, and I'm pretty sure it was invented 155 00:06:29,122 --> 00:06:31,850 by a man who made clothes. 156 00:06:31,883 --> 00:06:33,843 - I'm trying to help you. 157 00:06:33,844 --> 00:06:35,728 So tell me, what are you planning on wearing? 158 00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,957 - Uh, this? 159 00:06:39,024 --> 00:06:41,459 And I might take the apron off. 160 00:06:41,559 --> 00:06:42,936 - I forbid it. 161 00:06:43,003 --> 00:06:44,938 - [laughs] You forbid it? 162 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,673 - Let me take you shopping. 163 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,508 Let's at least get you a decent top. 164 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,342 - Steve, I have lived my entire life 165 00:06:50,343 --> 00:06:54,247 without buying "a top," so. 166 00:06:54,314 --> 00:06:56,416 Don't worry about me, all right? 167 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,254 Nobody pays attention to clothes. 168 00:07:03,890 --> 00:07:05,592 - Don't listen to the bad man. 169 00:07:11,408 --> 00:07:12,698 . 170 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,067 - Come on in. 171 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,735 - Well, are you sure we're okay 172 00:07:15,769 --> 00:07:18,371 to leave the car parked out here? 173 00:07:18,505 --> 00:07:19,664 - Of course, Mom. 174 00:07:19,665 --> 00:07:21,273 It's an adorable little street. 175 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,268 - Next to a "community garden"? 176 00:07:23,335 --> 00:07:26,212 I think we all know what that means. 177 00:07:26,246 --> 00:07:31,785 Willie Nelson's bus'll be pulling up twice a week. 178 00:07:31,786 --> 00:07:33,085 - Well, I hope you like the house 179 00:07:33,086 --> 00:07:34,320 better than you like the neighborhood. 180 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:36,156 - I hope so, too, Bobbie. 181 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:38,792 Thank you. 182 00:07:38,892 --> 00:07:41,895 - Well, let's get this tour started. 183 00:07:41,962 --> 00:07:43,697 This is the living room. 184 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:47,792 - Wow. Mom, look at all of this space. 185 00:07:47,859 --> 00:07:50,570 - It is quite big. 186 00:07:50,603 --> 00:07:53,306 The tip of the tongue, lips, and teeth. 187 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:58,411 The tip of the tongue, lips, and teeth. 188 00:07:58,478 --> 00:07:59,579 - What are you doing? 189 00:07:59,612 --> 00:08:01,482 - I'm checking the room's resonance. 190 00:08:01,514 --> 00:08:03,608 - And? - It's very bad. 191 00:08:05,118 --> 00:08:07,687 - Yeah, most of the rooms don't resonate right. 192 00:08:07,787 --> 00:08:10,357 That's why we've had trouble selling the place. 193 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,125 Plus, it's drafty. 194 00:08:12,126 --> 00:08:14,526 - You know, which is something you can easily fix, 195 00:08:14,527 --> 00:08:15,561 right, Bobbie? 196 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:16,730 - Oh, absolutely. 197 00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,270 We used to just roll up a towel 198 00:08:18,331 --> 00:08:20,492 and stick it underneath the front door. 199 00:08:20,558 --> 00:08:23,119 - Well, if it's good enough for a frat house. 200 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,169 - There you go. 201 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,472 - Hey, Mom. 202 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:28,458 Mom, look at this beautiful built-in bookshelf. 203 00:08:28,491 --> 00:08:29,809 - Oh. 204 00:08:29,810 --> 00:08:31,577 - It'd be perfect to display your decorative bowls. 205 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:34,406 - And my Belleek vases would look lovely here as well. 206 00:08:34,506 --> 00:08:35,815 Hmm. 207 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,549 - Well, there used to be more shelves, 208 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:40,002 but the termites decided we didn't need that top one. 209 00:08:40,003 --> 00:08:41,988 - Uh, termites? 210 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:46,851 Well, we'll get to put up one of those big, fun tents, huh? 211 00:08:46,852 --> 00:08:49,528 Hey, Mom, why don't you go check out the kitchen, okay? 212 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,024 - I hope, at the very least, there's decent natural light. 213 00:08:53,091 --> 00:08:56,202 - Be prepared to be disappointed. 214 00:08:56,269 --> 00:08:58,379 - Hey, Bobbie, why are you being so honest 215 00:08:58,380 --> 00:09:00,339 about everything that is wrong with the house? 216 00:09:00,340 --> 00:09:03,476 - Well, I'm sorry, but as a responsible seller, 217 00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,829 I need to give her all the information. 218 00:09:05,862 --> 00:09:07,714 - It's my mother. 219 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:10,884 If she's not bound by the truth, why should you be? 220 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:15,221 - Bobbie, is this cutting board built right into the counter? 221 00:09:15,288 --> 00:09:17,449 - Yes, it is, super convenient- 222 00:09:17,515 --> 00:09:19,684 and impossible to clean. 223 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:24,898 [upbeat music] 224 00:09:24,998 --> 00:09:28,985 ? ? 225 00:09:35,633 --> 00:09:39,012 - Hello, everyone. 226 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,472 - What the hell is this? 227 00:09:40,572 --> 00:09:43,683 - I'm sorry, I don't know what you're talking about. 228 00:09:43,716 --> 00:09:45,710 - Why are you dressed like me? 229 00:09:45,743 --> 00:09:47,673 - How could you notice how I'm dressed... 230 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,508 [imitating Emmett] When nobody pays attention to clothes? 231 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:55,694 - You know, if you put him on your lap, 232 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:57,722 you two could do a ventriloquist act. 233 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:02,109 - [normally] Emmett, people do notice clothes. 234 00:10:02,135 --> 00:10:04,104 Monica definitely will. 235 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,230 - Knock it off. 236 00:10:05,263 --> 00:10:07,557 I'm already nervous enough about this date. 237 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:09,409 - You didn't seem nervous before. 238 00:10:09,476 --> 00:10:12,270 - I was lying. 239 00:10:12,337 --> 00:10:14,087 - Hold on-I thought you were ready 240 00:10:14,097 --> 00:10:15,915 to put yourself out there. 241 00:10:15,982 --> 00:10:17,550 - Well, I'm not. 242 00:10:17,584 --> 00:10:19,410 I mean, I know who I am here, 243 00:10:19,411 --> 00:10:21,086 and I know who I am at the fishing shack 244 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:24,090 and a football game. 245 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,960 The problem is, I don't know who I am out there. 246 00:10:28,728 --> 00:10:30,288 - You be yourself. 247 00:10:30,355 --> 00:10:33,366 Emmett, to me, clothes are a shield 248 00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:35,735 I get to put on before I face the world. 249 00:10:35,869 --> 00:10:39,030 The right turtleneck sweater can change my mood from 250 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,307 "life is a hellish carnival" to 251 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:43,810 "maybe being human isn't so bad." 252 00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:48,781 - That's one hell of a sweater. 253 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:50,316 - It's not the sweater. 254 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,652 It's the confidence it gives me. 255 00:10:52,653 --> 00:10:54,119 And that's what I was trying to give you. 256 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:55,988 But the most important thing, Emmett, 257 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:59,909 is that you feel like yourself because you are magnificent. 258 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,490 - Hey, Emmett, Takoda, 259 00:11:05,557 --> 00:11:06,833 Emmett. 260 00:11:08,818 --> 00:11:11,704 [upbeat music] 261 00:11:11,771 --> 00:11:13,106 ? ? 262 00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:15,567 - Oh, and you're welcome to keep the rug. 263 00:11:15,667 --> 00:11:18,745 We only bought it to hide the water damage. 264 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:22,465 - You should have bought something to hide the rug. 265 00:11:22,466 --> 00:11:24,783 - Well, I could tell you just to buy another one, Mom, 266 00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:27,420 but I'm sure there's a reason that's stupid. 267 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:32,025 - People will still know that what's underneath is flawed. 268 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:34,418 Wearing a pretty dress didn't get you invited to prom, 269 00:11:34,419 --> 00:11:36,588 did it? 270 00:11:36,688 --> 00:11:38,665 - There it is. 271 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,192 - Okay, well, have you seen all you need to see? 272 00:11:41,259 --> 00:11:43,027 - I think I have. - Okay. 273 00:11:43,028 --> 00:11:44,937 Don't feel like you need to spare my feelings. 274 00:11:44,938 --> 00:11:47,030 These older homes aren't right for everyone. 275 00:11:47,031 --> 00:11:49,309 - An old home? 276 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,210 I should have put her in an old home. 277 00:11:53,605 --> 00:11:55,148 Come on, Mom, back to hell. 278 00:11:55,181 --> 00:11:56,983 - Wait, wait, wait. 279 00:11:57,016 --> 00:12:00,178 With my follow-through and attention for detail, 280 00:12:00,211 --> 00:12:03,381 this is the perfect home for me. 281 00:12:03,382 --> 00:12:05,090 Congratulations, I'd like to buy it. 282 00:12:05,091 --> 00:12:08,261 - Hallelujah! 283 00:12:08,328 --> 00:12:10,221 - Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. 284 00:12:10,288 --> 00:12:11,848 Did I tell you we have rats? 285 00:12:11,849 --> 00:12:14,466 You can't even get a cat because the rats will kill it. 286 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,837 - I never met a rat I couldn't drive away. 287 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:22,008 - It's true. All animals, really. 288 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,468 - What about the flooring and all the water stains 289 00:12:24,469 --> 00:12:27,780 and all the other things that made you go, ugh? 290 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,974 - I love a project. 291 00:12:30,041 --> 00:12:32,518 And this house has great bones. 292 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:37,707 All I have to do is get rid of the old skin and the organs. 293 00:12:37,740 --> 00:12:39,826 - Organs? You mean, like the heart? 294 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:43,212 - Speaking of hearts, mine is bursting with joy. 295 00:12:43,246 --> 00:12:45,698 - But I'll start with the backyard. 296 00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:48,234 It's a complete do-over. 297 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:52,472 I mean, that ramshackle shed has to go. 298 00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:54,774 - That shed is where my mama made her pottery. 299 00:12:54,874 --> 00:12:57,043 - Ah, my Belleek vases are pottery. 300 00:12:57,076 --> 00:13:00,346 I'm pretty sure your mother was just playing with clay. 301 00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:05,451 - [laughs nervously] Oh, Mom, you are hilarious. 302 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:08,588 Look at her, already filling this place with laughter. 303 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:12,458 - That shed is where my mama made things out of love. 304 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:14,126 And I'll be goat of thunder if I'm gonna let 305 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:17,230 a cold, heartless woman tear it down! 306 00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:19,749 - Excuse me? 307 00:13:19,782 --> 00:13:22,568 - Bobbie, please. 308 00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:24,028 - I'm sorry, Gabby. 309 00:13:24,029 --> 00:13:25,103 Sale is off. 310 00:13:25,104 --> 00:13:26,154 - [scoffs] 311 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:28,508 [sighs] 312 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:33,513 Well, you know how I hate to criticize anyone. 313 00:13:33,613 --> 00:13:37,150 But your friend is an awful person. 314 00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,609 ? ? 315 00:13:44,509 --> 00:13:45,924 . 316 00:13:45,925 --> 00:13:48,594 - I thought you said popcorn gives you gas. 317 00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:49,787 - It does. 318 00:13:52,123 --> 00:13:54,826 I'm punishing myself. 319 00:13:54,892 --> 00:13:56,836 - Okay. 320 00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:01,040 Except in a way, you'll be punishing me too. 321 00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:02,792 - I feel terrible. 322 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:04,159 You should have seen Gabby's face 323 00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,235 when I told her I wasn't gonna sell 324 00:14:05,236 --> 00:14:07,338 Daddy's house to her mother. 325 00:14:07,405 --> 00:14:09,115 - I'm sure she understands. 326 00:14:09,215 --> 00:14:13,086 She knows how hard it is for you to let go of Happy's house. 327 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,721 - It's not just Daddy's house. 328 00:14:14,821 --> 00:14:17,140 If anything, it's more Mama's house. 329 00:14:17,173 --> 00:14:18,958 - Oh. 330 00:14:18,991 --> 00:14:21,260 So this is about your mother. 331 00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:24,130 - Everyone forgets about her, 332 00:14:24,163 --> 00:14:25,973 like she didn't matter, but she did. 333 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,701 She mattered a lot. 334 00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,237 - Do you wanna tell me about her? 335 00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:33,005 What was she like? 336 00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:36,342 - Well, Daddy had the personality, 337 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,810 but Mama was the glue. 338 00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,813 She filled our house with love 339 00:14:40,847 --> 00:14:45,343 and made it a home. 340 00:14:45,376 --> 00:14:47,687 - That's why you haven't been able to sell. 341 00:14:47,688 --> 00:14:50,021 You know, you have the tavern to keep Happy alive for you, 342 00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,760 but the house is where you remember your mother. 343 00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:58,731 - Well, I never thought about it like that, but yeah. 344 00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:02,535 - And you want it to be filled with love and happiness 345 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,237 the way she always did. 346 00:15:04,303 --> 00:15:07,573 - And don't get me wrong, we had our share of fights. 347 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:10,276 Some of them were doozies. 348 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:13,179 I mean, you've met me. Imagine me as a teenager. 349 00:15:13,212 --> 00:15:14,847 - [laughs] 350 00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,484 Yeah, Red Thunder on steroids. 351 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:21,254 - I don't like that. 352 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:22,622 - Right. Sorry. 353 00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:25,248 - The point is, Mama never let anybody leave the house 354 00:15:25,249 --> 00:15:26,918 until they talked it out. 355 00:15:26,984 --> 00:15:29,214 She always said that you can't fix a problem 356 00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:32,256 unless you're in the same room with it. 357 00:15:32,323 --> 00:15:34,100 - Well, let me ask you this. 358 00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,234 Who would your mom want to have the house? 359 00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:39,372 The perfect family or the family that 360 00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:42,558 needed a place to fix their problems? 361 00:15:42,592 --> 00:15:44,694 - Perfect family. 362 00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:49,782 I know that's not right, but I wanted to give it a shot. 363 00:15:49,849 --> 00:15:53,186 [upbeat music] 364 00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:55,604 - You heard anything from Emmett about the date? 365 00:15:55,605 --> 00:15:56,856 - No. 366 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,292 And I'm sick about it, sick and nervous. 367 00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:02,119 Sick, nervous, and worried, and filled with regret. 368 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:04,696 Sick, nervous, worried, filled with regret and sad and- 369 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,400 - Steve! 370 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:09,093 So the answer's no. 371 00:16:20,037 --> 00:16:24,642 - Emmett, you are beautiful. 372 00:16:24,709 --> 00:16:26,435 - Looking sharp, my brother. 373 00:16:26,469 --> 00:16:29,288 - Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. 374 00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,425 - Nobody's laughing. You look fantastic. 375 00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:33,860 So how'd it go? 376 00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:37,230 - Well, I'll be honest, I felt silly at first. 377 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:38,736 I kept waiting for her to ask, 378 00:16:38,823 --> 00:16:42,101 but why the hell are you dressed like that? 379 00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,561 - If she had asked that, 380 00:16:43,661 --> 00:16:45,830 I would have fought her for you. 381 00:16:45,897 --> 00:16:49,141 - But I felt good. 382 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:52,445 I might even say I felt handsome. 383 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:55,047 - So are you two going to go out again? 384 00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,864 - Yeah, well, that didn't come up, 385 00:16:56,916 --> 00:17:00,219 so maybe it didn't go so well on her side. 386 00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,821 - How could it not? 387 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:05,491 You're a goateed fox. 388 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,727 [phone buzzes] 389 00:17:07,793 --> 00:17:09,478 Is it from Monica? Tell us. 390 00:17:09,512 --> 00:17:11,397 Tell us! 391 00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,900 - "Most fun I've had in a long time. 392 00:17:13,966 --> 00:17:16,602 Can't wait for my next date 393 00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:20,097 with the best-dressed man in Knoxville." 394 00:17:20,197 --> 00:17:24,577 - The goateed fox scores! 395 00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,446 - As a dear friend of mine once said, 396 00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:30,007 clothes make the man. 397 00:17:37,123 --> 00:17:40,051 [upbeat music] 398 00:17:40,117 --> 00:17:42,144 ? ? 399 00:17:45,208 --> 00:17:46,548 . 400 00:17:46,549 --> 00:17:48,568 - Well, I have to say something. 401 00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:53,306 When you drive fast, it reflects poorly on me. 402 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:57,568 - Yes, but the ride ends much sooner. 403 00:17:57,668 --> 00:18:01,881 - Someday, you'll be speeding, have a horrible car crash, 404 00:18:01,914 --> 00:18:03,182 end up under a truck, 405 00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:05,835 and then what man will want you? 406 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,338 - I think I swallowed a crown. 407 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:12,758 Hey, Bobbie. 408 00:18:12,825 --> 00:18:14,026 - Gabby. 409 00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:15,261 Val. 410 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,098 - Hello. 411 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:24,762 - Well, I was thinking about what I said yesterday, and... 412 00:18:24,862 --> 00:18:28,699 Val, if I was rude, I'm sorry. 413 00:18:28,766 --> 00:18:29,875 - No, that's all right. 414 00:18:29,976 --> 00:18:31,477 And you were. 415 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:32,778 - Mm-hmm. 416 00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:36,949 - But I'm not the one who has to live with your guilt. 417 00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:40,486 - Listen, I might be willing to sell you the house- 418 00:18:40,519 --> 00:18:43,055 - Really? Done. Get the papers. 419 00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:44,448 - On one condition. 420 00:18:44,449 --> 00:18:46,358 - Oh, Bobbie, I have to stop you right there. 421 00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:49,695 I can't agree not to change a lot of things. 422 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,229 And I know your parents meant well, 423 00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,699 but I can't let people think 424 00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,402 I did this. 425 00:18:56,435 --> 00:18:59,864 - This house held our family together, 426 00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:02,074 and I think Mama would wanna pass that on. 427 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:03,376 - Great. All right. 428 00:19:03,377 --> 00:19:05,577 Should I get a lawyer, or will a handshake do? 429 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:08,314 - What-what exactly are you saying, Bobbie? 430 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,850 - Okay, I'm willing to sell the house to you 431 00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:15,613 if you agree that you and Gabby live here together. 432 00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:20,076 - Like, with cameras? 433 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:24,897 For a reality TV show? 434 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,124 You know she doesn't show up on film. 435 00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:31,069 - Gabby, you wanted to deal with your issues 436 00:19:31,070 --> 00:19:32,171 with your mother. 437 00:19:32,271 --> 00:19:34,507 - Issues? 438 00:19:34,573 --> 00:19:37,676 What is she talking about? 439 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:41,013 - [chuckling] I'll tell you later. 440 00:19:41,113 --> 00:19:43,115 - You two don't need to be in a place 441 00:19:43,116 --> 00:19:44,607 where you're away from each other. 442 00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:46,552 You need space, yes, 443 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,245 but you can't fix a problem 444 00:19:48,246 --> 00:19:49,946 if you're not in the same room with it. 445 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:51,489 - I'm sorry. I should be taking notes. 446 00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:55,594 I didn't realize this was going to be a lecture. 447 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,863 - That's the deal. Take it or leave it. 448 00:19:57,963 --> 00:19:59,013 - [sighs] 449 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:04,070 - Well, what do you think, Mom? 450 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:06,605 It is a big place. 451 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,542 Three bedrooms, two bathrooms. 452 00:20:09,543 --> 00:20:10,942 You won't have to wait to use one 453 00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:14,547 while I finish quietly screaming. 454 00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:19,218 - Well, God knows I could never say no to my daughter. 455 00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:21,979 - [scoffs] You never said no to me? 456 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,048 - Even when it hurt me. 457 00:20:24,115 --> 00:20:27,159 A mother's pain begins with labor, 458 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:30,763 and it never really ends. 459 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:31,897 - Please. 460 00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:34,567 You said you had an epidural for conception. 461 00:20:37,161 --> 00:20:38,863 - I don't like that. 462 00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,077 Bobbie, it's a yes. 463 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,915 - Well, then, welcome to your new home. 464 00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:51,817 - And, Bobbie, I want you to know 465 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,754 that I will do everything in my power 466 00:20:53,811 --> 00:20:57,590 to finally make this a home to be proud of. 467 00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:01,093 - [chuckles drily] Okay. Excuse me. 468 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:04,922 I need to go quietly scream in the bathroom. 469 00:21:05,022 --> 00:21:07,133 - So should we hug? 470 00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:10,069 - No, we did that last week. 471 00:21:10,169 --> 00:21:13,606 [upbeat music] 472 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,735 ? ? 473 00:21:17,785 --> 00:21:22,335 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0